Long Donking

When you go to town on a girl with your long Dank all night long.

Yo Davie was out Long Donking his girl all last night she aint been movin for days yo.

by JBopizzle April 20, 2011

Long haired boys

People u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 has some serious beef with.

"I love long haired boys!" -u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895

*5 minutes later*

"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate

by ObservedBeing June 7, 2025

The Long

Something that takes longer to read, watch, or write
Usually taking more than 2 hours

Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing

Have you achieved The Long yet?

Have you become one with the Long?

by Link Linkus Binkus January 14, 2022

Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

thin long

a thin person with a long torso

damn that girl look fine. shes a thin long

by weird mommy April 23, 2018

captain long dong

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt

Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong

by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018