June 14th

National f*ck your gf/bf day!

Bf: Hey. Wanna f*ck?
Gf: Why?
Bf: It’s June 14th!
Gf: Oh okay!

by Live.Life.While.You.Can.MFERS! May 1, 2024

june 2

let your gf get you a present day you have to let her get you SOMETHING

its june 2, you HAVE TO LET ME GET YOU A PRESENT

by ihatestingrays May 8, 2024

June 10 2024

National wish your bf a happy birthday day (even if its not there birthday)

Oh its june 10 2024 happy birthday

by Malevolent cleave May 8, 2024

June 3rd

June 3rd is the day the best people are born. Everyone on June 3rd is beautiful, funny, smart, gorgeous, a vibe to be around, and the best of the best. You’re lucky if you know someone born on June 3rd.

“My friend Jarred is awesome, of course he was born on June 3rd

by JShlort69 May 12, 2024

June 7

The diarrhea day. This day, we try to shit as wet as possible

Look, that guy is celebrating June 7th by shitting wet poopy pant near the beach!

by obama64simulator May 19, 2024

June 4

National Sam Fidell Day

it’s june 4, it’s national sam fidell day!

by funny.girl1 May 20, 2024

June 23rd

Break Up with Your Girlfriend Day. On this day, you get a grip and break up for the final time. No more bullshit.

“Oh hey it’s June 23rd”
“Oh… I think it’s time, we need to break up”
“Can we get back together again”
“No, it’s June 23rd, it’s over”

by getagrip1455 May 27, 2024