Ass Muncher

A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.

Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.

by buzznjackal August 22, 2003

ass-wipe

One who will wipe the ass of a superior in order to gain false ground.

tesoro is loaded with ass-wipes.

by non ass-wipes know how to say it! October 17, 2003

Ass Kraken

A dump so devastating, so brutal, so painful, that the fallout from it is equivalent to that of the Kraken.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?

Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken

Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....

by Shins. March 2, 2011

fruity ass

derogatory term for homosexual

Dave Bender is a fruity ass

by Mook Larshall September 11, 2006

ass whole

The person who wrote the definition below me.

When people go on Urbandictionary.com strictly to post things such as "ass whole" with definitions based on insulting men, you can probably assume they're a butthurt bitch who got cheated on. Lol, sucks for that cunt.

by Daft Randoms October 17, 2010

soap ass

The act of inserting a bar of soap up one's own ass when additional cleansing is necessary.

Jay: I just took a shower, better not use that bar of soap for a while.
Zach: Why not?
Jay: I had some nasty diarrhea earlier so I had to soap ass.

by J G F January 5, 2009

You Ass

Another name for the United States (U.S.)
Since the U.S. does not have a proper-noun as a name, the homonym "You Ass" is used.

I am a You Ass citizen.

by u s eh November 28, 2020