Neapolitan ice cream

A white woman with dyed red hair who's carpet doesn't match her drapes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Example 1-

Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*

Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever

by EvilGelatine03 October 27, 2022

ice cream toupee

The volcano-like shape seen when opening a fresh tub of ice cream.

There's nothing more refreshing than an ice cream toupee on a spoon.

by IronBlade June 3, 2015

Ice cream sandwich

1st girl lays down on stomach and other girls lay on top and you lick their ass holes from the bottom girl to the top girl like when licking an ice cream sandwich

At the party last night I had an ice cream sandwich with 3 girls from class.

by Mr. Whiskers April 22, 2022

Eskimo Iced Tea

Gasoline, served in a garbage bag. Causes brain damage, but with Eskimos, it's not like ya'd notice.

Let's go down to the Esso, eh? Grab us some Iced tea.

by Bob Landry November 3, 2006

Ice cream Man

When the man ejaculates in the vagina and then scoops it out and feeds it to her.

He told me that he did the ice cream man to her!

Man, he does a nice ice cream man.

Dude! She wanted to do the ice cream man.

by big boy21 November 16, 2016

Bloomfield ice scraper

The process of de-icing a vehicle's windows by urinating on the vehicle.

After breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, Lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming Bloomfield Ice Scraper.

by Left intentionally blank February 8, 2013

free ice cream

The term used by guys to address a girl who's easy to get; a girl who is not that hot but who guys hook up with anyway because they don't have to work for her.

Think of your least flavor of ice cream. If someone offered it to you for free, would you take it? Probably. If you had to pay for it, would you still buy it? Probably not. This is how guys think of girls. If there's a flavor of ice cream they don't have to work for, they'll take it. If it's not worth working for, then they wont.

Guy: "So you going to get with sally tonight? She's not that hot."
Other guy: "Yea I know but that's some free ice cream right there, she's dying for my dick."

by hellohelloworld October 19, 2011