The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln

An Abraham Lincoln immediately followed by antiquing. The recipient is then shown a mirror. Their reflection appears to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

Man: Have you ever seen the ghost of Abraham Lincoln?

Woman: No. What do you mean?

(splat)

Woman: Oh my god! It's so nice to meet you Mr. President!

by KrazeeEyezKilla February 3, 2010

Yo moms a ghost

your mom is dead, pale, ugly, fat, and unamusing.

Yo moms a ghost, Brad!
Brad: Fuck!!! I hate you!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019

Ghost butthole grabber

When you stealthily swim up on someone in the pool and you poke them in the butthole and then say "ghost butthole grabber... yeahhh"

I just got poked by that "ghost butthole grabber"

by Hizzlebadizzle March 31, 2022

ghosting emergency contact

A ghosting emergency contact is someone who you will have call your family or formerly close friends that you are ghosting to say “If there is an emergency call me, so I can tell Jon if you have an emergency or if someone has passed away.

Hey, Anna, I’m ghosting my parents, will call them and say call me if y’all have an emergency, so I can tell Jon. He is dating a hot chick and she won’t let him talk to his parents. This is what you a call a ghosting emergency contact

by Country Smartass January 21, 2023

Mack N' Ghost

When a woman leads you on, hooks up with you, then proceeds to ghost you.

Nathan: Dude, we hooked up and I haven't heard from her in a week.
Jackson: Looks like she hit you with the good ole Mack N' Ghost.
Nathan: Classic.

by JJSG1 November 7, 2022

ghosts in your ed

if you have ghosts in your ed head get them out asap. they will make you do things that you wouldn’t normally do and tell you things that aren’t true. ha that kinda rhymed.

person one: dance monkey is a good song
person two: oh no you have ghosts in your ed

by ellacat November 13, 2020

i was walking with a ghost

I said please, please don't insist. :)

P1: Yo last night I was walking with a ghost-
P2: I said please please don't insist
P1: NO MATTER WHICH WAY YOU GO

by severecoffeeaddict July 16, 2021