Gay friend

A straight man your girlfriend describes as "gay" in order to make you less suspicious.

More often this "gay friend" is one of her orbiters or one of her secret fuck buddys she can date in broad light without having to worry about you being jealous.

Veselina: Babe tonight I'm going out have dinner with my "gay friend" so I can't see you.

James: oh I see, can I come with you?

Veselina: no James, I don't feel ready to introduce you to my friends.

by Wisedude999 March 2, 2019

friend incest

Where you sleep around with your whole group of friends (regardless of their gender). Ignores bros before hoes and chicks before dicks

She hooked up with Jenna and Mitch and Jerry and Erin so basically she's committed friend incest.

by imonlydoingthisforthelikes June 12, 2018

Just A Friend

Used when referring to someone you have a crush on but you're in extreme denial over it.

"looks like we already have two lovebirds."

*Whatever, she's just a friend"
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"You like her a lot, huh?"

"Marinette? Yeah of course, she's a very good friend!"

by MLBFanbase10 March 4, 2021

Friends With Benefits

When a boy and girl who are good friends use each other for kissing, hugging, holding hands, etc. These acts, (commonly done privately/under the radar) usually work until one person falls for the other. This normally leads to one heartbroken person and two friendship less people.

Mark- wanna me friends with benefits?
Katie- what are the benefits?
Mark- well we could kiss
Katie- maybe, what if I get hurt?
Mark- don't worry you won't
*2 weeks later*
Katie-you asshole, I hate you.
Mark- what did I do?
Katie- just stop hurting me we're done
*no more friendship*

by Miss. Fluffles January 28, 2014

Mutual friend

These are friends on Facebook that you and another person have in common. That is, both of you know those people.

Robbie and I have 180 mutual friends on Facebook. How do I still not know who he is?!

by surf4ocnj October 19, 2011

Friend...:)

Used to mock people online when you are annoying them because they take the game too seriously.

Person you are annoying: "OMG!! STOP TEAM KILLING ME!!!!!"

You: "Frieeeeennnnnd!!!!!"........"Frieeeeennnnnndddddd!!!!"

Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!!"

You: "Frrriiiiiieeeeeennnnnnddddd!!!!"......."Friiiiieeeeeennnnnndddd.........:)................... "Friend...:)"

by Mr. Squang...Coz i'm solid... August 3, 2009

best friend

someone who is supposed to be there for you someone who is with you through thick or thin not someone who turns around an stabs you in the back

you sleep with my boyfriend an i will kill the boyfriend an learn to 4give you were best friends an thats the way it should be

by soonergurlz77 January 26, 2010