food dog

(noun) A dog who's primary motivation in life is eating people food from the table. Food dogs are typically fixed and have owners with bad habits of feeding them. Almost 100% of beagles are food dogs.
"Fido is kind of just a food dog now that he's fixed. He doesn't need to impress the ladies so hes always under my feet at the table"
by sulungskwa November 04, 2019
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armpit food

When shirt sleeves are too short they get stuck in your armpits and get wet and crumpled,
That shirt you wore today looks like armpit food or these sleeves are so short they are armpit food
by Auberjunois May 13, 2023
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Val’s cafeteria food

Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.
“Hey have you tried Val’s cafeteria food?”

“No, but I heard it’s one of a kind!”
by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST November 26, 2018
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Dude Food

Food that only dudes or “dudettes” eat.

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The type of lesbians that you wonder why they’re with the hot chick.
Yo! Let me get some of that dude food!

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How did she land someone so hot?
She’s in it for the “Dude Food”.
by Hatter34 April 19, 2022
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snoot food

You want some 100% pure Columbian snoot food?
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Food stamp music

Music that is usually listened to by minority groups, especially black people. Usually some sort of trashy rap or pop music.
Guy 1: You like this new song; its from Gunna's new album
Guy 2: No, get turn that food stamp music off
by DIENUM May 12, 2024
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Fast Food Syndrome

Fast Food Syndrome is thinking you know what you want to order at your favorite joint and all of a sudden Boom!! You don't know what to eat. Taking very long to make a decision to settle for the most lame value sandwich of all.
OH My GOSH!!! I forgot what I wanted to eat, UGH!! I must be having a bad case of Fast Food Syndrome.
by The_Bambino_88 January 09, 2019
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