facebook beatoff

1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .

2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.

John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game

by downsyndromedave July 20, 2011

The Facebook Grenade

Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere

I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.

by John Amsterdam December 27, 2009

facebook misdirection

When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause

I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night

by Zale1738 February 18, 2010

facebook frenzy

When you have been gone for a few days and hear that something big has happened, then start frantically searching, commenting, and chatting on facebook to find out what happened.

I was gone from school today and I heard there was a fight so now I am on a major facebook frenzy.

by coolgyingman February 10, 2010

facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.

dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!

by gars9004 January 22, 2010

Facebook Graffiti

The act of going onto someones wall on Facebook to post random ideas/topics or things that mean nothing at all.

Dude, that weird guy keeps Facebook Graffiti 'ing you. I think he likes you.

by Drakenfire May 3, 2010

Facebook Upgrade

When something is changed and called better but is really made worse and less user-friendly; a downgrade. Usually irreversable.

Bill: Dude, have you seen the new MSN? It's total crap!

Jake: Definitely a Facebook upgrade then.

by Aniki20 January 11, 2011