Fappergasted

When your about to bust while whacking and the camera to the guy busting causing you to miscalculate your orgasm

I should've watched the finale before blowing my load so I wouldn't get fappergasted

by Trevor Weinberg September 5, 2017

fapwaffle

An asshole who acts like a dickhead for no, or a very bad reason. Fapwafflez can often be found on places like reddit, and circlejerk everyone. May or may not be suicidal.

"Fuck off fapwaffle"

by Your Local Abrams October 15, 2017

fapping god

A PIECE OF SHIT

I KNOW A FAPPING GOD.

by 84udahbsdka November 9, 2017

Faphobia

The fear of a father or father like person

I have faphobia when I’m around my girlfriends dad

by Roe14 December 11, 2017

Fapping a fatty

The act of being stupid as shit jacking the fuck off while dipping

Yo this john bitch was in the bathroom fapping a fatty

by Jerry73 December 18, 2017

Fapststrastonator

A man who faps all his life. 24/7 masturbating. After he cums, he keeps fapping. Forever.

Note: No such man has been recorded in history as of posting date.

Guy 1: *Fapping Under Table* Yeah, but I prefer the name, Fapststrastonator.
Guy 2: But why?

by TechnoAngel December 19, 2017

Fapple

Apple is the action of fapping into a Snapple. A Snapple of any flavor.

Guy 1: Hey guy don't drink the Apple Snapple in the fridge.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: It was the victim of my fapple.

by TinyTurtleTimmy January 23, 2018