This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!
Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.
by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018
King David was the nickname of David Barksdale, the founder of the Black Disciples gang. A GD saying.
by GodDam_ January 27, 2025
is an extraordinary soul, a beacon of light that illuminates every corner of my life. His smile can instantly brighten my mood. He possesses an unwavering sense of compassion that knows no limits. His intelligence is captivating. His warmth and genuine care makes me feel safe and cherished, knowing that I have a partner who truly understands and supports me.
His sense of humor is infectious, bringing laughter and joy to every moment I spend talking to him. He is not afraid to be vulnerable, which allows me to see his authentic self and in turn, encourages me to be my truest self as well. With him, I feel like I can conquer anything that comes my way.
His love for me is evident in every gesture, big or small, he constantly strives to make me feel loved, appreciated, and valued. His ability to listen, understand, and empathize is unparalleled, making me feel truly seen and heard in his presence. He brings out the best in me, encouraging me
In his embrace, I find solace and comfort, knowing that I have found a true partner and friend for life. He is not just amazing, but also one-of-a-kind, and i feel incredibly blessed to have him by my side, My love for him knows no bounds, for he truly is a remarkable and exceptional person who fills my heart with joy and gratitude every single day.
I love you David!! Happy birthday
His sense of humor is infectious, bringing laughter and joy to every moment I spend talking to him. He is not afraid to be vulnerable, which allows me to see his authentic self and in turn, encourages me to be my truest self as well. With him, I feel like I can conquer anything that comes my way.
His love for me is evident in every gesture, big or small, he constantly strives to make me feel loved, appreciated, and valued. His ability to listen, understand, and empathize is unparalleled, making me feel truly seen and heard in his presence. He brings out the best in me, encouraging me
In his embrace, I find solace and comfort, knowing that I have found a true partner and friend for life. He is not just amazing, but also one-of-a-kind, and i feel incredibly blessed to have him by my side, My love for him knows no bounds, for he truly is a remarkable and exceptional person who fills my heart with joy and gratitude every single day.
I love you David!! Happy birthday
by BBFERG6 August 02, 2023
by Deisarsa August 09, 2017
person 1: Did David Dobrik and Liza Koshy break up?
person 2: Yea, she broke up with him in january.
person 2: Yea, she broke up with him in january.
by dobrikkoshy August 30, 2018
Some arguibly funny ex viner who's got lucky enough to get famous same as Logan Paul but with less savagery currently sucking dick of every celebrity new celebrity so they can appear in his vlogs which content are not any different from your standard L.A. vlogger basically just another rich savage wannabe with hot girls in the thumbnail, you got me...al the package
Person 1: I'm sure that guy is gay how could he have rejected Madison Bear
Person 2: Hi's not gay he is David Dobrik
Person 2: Hi's not gay he is David Dobrik
by milked.cookie November 12, 2020