Cum-smuggler

when a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina and the woman leaves it there all day.

Tristan: Dude did you hear about what Laurena did!

Anna: No what happened?

Tristan: Last night I creampied her and then she pulled her panties up and kept it there all day!

Anna: Woah! She's a cum-smuggler!

by DaddyDickLicker January 28, 2018

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Cum loud

Verb. To orgasm and express pleasure by screaming, yelling, and/or otherwise calling out profanities.

“Brodie: Hey, look at that ring. What is that?

Jared Svenning: That is, um, my Junior College class ring. Cum Laude, '69.

Brodie: I also hope to cum loud one day, preferably in a 69.”

-Mallrats

by Myfriendo March 19, 2022

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Cum Rationing

When a man does not release all his semen in his load to increase the amount of loads he can provide during the night.

Dakota, cum rationing does not allow you to have sex 7 times in a night.

by Swag Chair February 9, 2015

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Cum Slug

When girls vagina get super creamy and she drags it across the floor leaving a trail.

She cum slugged on the floor after I cream pied her last night.

by Officialspydaman March 14, 2020

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cum-tantrum

A perverse fantasy conservative columnist George Will has about President Obama and the debt crisis. In reality, cum-tantrums are usually the messy result of too much tea-bagging going on in the House of Representatives.

Eric Cantor had a cum-tantrum and stormed out of the debt talks.

by Joan of Snark July 28, 2011

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