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monte st angelo college

a fuck hell school - include bitches that make you want to die and kill yourself. it includes fuck up nuns. holy grass that will make you go to hell. teachers that watch child porn. massive assessments that make you what to scream and will put you in depression. :)
the girls are sluts and get pregnant at 12 your child will become a stripper and poll dancer for the priest.

Favourite school award goes to..... your mums ass
THE MONTE ST ANGELO COLLEGE IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND BIG DICK LOVERS
by QSWDEFRGHJ July 23, 2019
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Saint Ignatius College Prep

This is a high school in San Francisco for rich, preppy pieces of shit who think they are superior to other people because they happen to be trust fund babies with sticks up their asses. They like to pay recruits a lot of money to go to their sorry ass school so that the sports teams can win...even though its fucking high school. With an enrollment of 1,400, there are curiously few minorities...namely blacks. That could be due to the fact that they are ignorant racist bastards...but is probably because no one wants to go to their sorry ass school. The school, located in the Sunset district in wonderful San Francisco, contains a large amount of suburb kids who should keep their annoying, rich-ass, snobby, and shithead asses at home.

There is a rather intense rivalry with a school across the city named Sacred Heart Cathedral Prep. A far superior school in terms of students and faculty, SHCP is very diverse, noticing that not only whites can read. A school which actually prepares its students for life after school, SHCP knows whats important. The "people" at Saint Ignatius are so envious and fussy about it their inferiority to SHCP that they mask it and call SH names like "stupid" or "poor," actions which make they SI Pussys...I mean Wildcats...sound more like assholes if that were possible. Yes, SI has won the Bruce Mahoney trophy many years running, but little do they know that SH has been letting them win simply for the fact that they feel sorry for the poor little SI Kittens. As an added bonus, SH students could kick any pussy boy SI student any day of the week...blindfolded...with a leg missing...and even if the SI kid had a gun. SI students are just that mind numbingly weak.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
SI Student (wearing a pink polo and popped collar and aviators on cold, rainy day): I go to Saint Ignatius College Prep.
Person 1: I'm sorry.

Person in San Francisco: I don't like Saint Ignatius. It's fuckin' annoying.
Person in San Francisco's friend: No shit. Everyone knows that.
by yea thats right December 24, 2008
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your mom goes to college

one more wonderful instance of U.S. pop-culture hivethink. may puzzle anyone over the age of 18, and will certainly fall out of use within the decade.

*note from entry-writer: I'm a mom, I go to college, I love Napoleon Dynamite, and I had never 'til today heard the phrase used in conversation.
kid one: (blahblahblahblahblah) kid two: Your mom goes to college! kid one: ?!
by kaelsleeps September 24, 2007
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Dhaka Residential Model College

An awesome school and college in the city of Dhaka, Bangladesh.
Dhaka Residential Model College is the best main-stream school and college in Bangladesh.
by The Bolotok April 17, 2011
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your mom goes to college

the ultimate come back refer to that fact that your mom is a whore and goes to college to sleep with the college boys

seriously no one got this yet
stfu example box your mom goes to college.
by RawRkitten1713 September 21, 2010
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Your mom goes to college!

http://WhoGoesToCollege.com ???
Your mom goes to college!
by Frank Senbaynes December 23, 2008
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Bard College at Simon's Rock

A school where people who have arrogantly deemed themselves smarter than the rest of their inferior peers meet to discuss their vast array of knowledge in the fields of politics, mathematics, science, etc., all to try and convince themselves (and each other) that the true reason they are at this school is because they were rejected socially from their old school. The school has an 80% acceptance rate, so don't be fooled by the applicants favorite motto: "It's an early college for geniuses." Expect the worst types of people to be enrolled in the school, and even worse people to leave.
Social Reject: Oh how I long to be among the intellectuals of a caliber not found at my current school. I know, I'll go to Bard College at Simon's Rock! It's a college, so it must be a school for geniuses like myself!
by damnthemall July 5, 2010
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