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Cum destruction

When 20 black guys cum on one white girl
Wow bro I seen some mad cum destruction on pornhub.com last night!!!!
by Im Pulling Out August 22, 2017
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shotgun cum

The act of someone getting their dick sucked off and then the cum gets passed around between people mouths
Ryan and I were totally shotgun cumming last night
bro i heard sarah loves a good shotgun cum
by Souplover63er63ds October 28, 2018
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Cum-fog

Verb: To cum-fog
The act of ejaculating one’s semen onto another party’s oculars during a sexual encounter
While Nicolo and Gretta were getting intimate, Gretta asked Nicolo “Can you finish on me with a cum-fog?”
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Cum Skull

Cum Skull is a rather unpleasant symptom of copping a shot of man jam to the eye and not addressing the matter forthwith. The mankiness comes from letting that batter stew in the warm, moist confines of the optical cavities.

Causes conjunctivitis like symptoms... but heaps nastier.

Made worse if the shot is delivered via an anal queef whilst sweetly giving the willing participant, some brown butterfly kisses post shot.
** "Hey chap *audible gasps* WOW!! Your eyes look like shit!! Got some MAD conjuncto going on there, fella!!"

**** "Nah, mate, not conjuncto bro. Got a heckers case of cum skull, ey!"

"She bloody queefed into my face after I shot a load into the brown zone. I was giving her some brown butterfly kisses to say, "Cheers!"."

"Shot that jam straight back into my optical cavities!"

"I recking I might be going blind ey....."

** "Crikey......"
by NRE808 August 22, 2018
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cum flop

where ur dick flops and falls on to the belly ur cum flops off and hits you in the eye!
last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.

simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018
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Cum Gumbo

The act of two or more legally consenting adult males combining recently ejacualted semen, mixing it together, and consuming this tasty concoction.
"My Friday night was pretty chill, just invited a few buddies over and shared a delicious cum gumbo
by B-dones August 30, 2018
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Exo-cum

Semen with the skeleton on the outside rather than inside.
He spilled his Exo-cum all down his trousers like Don Jon.
by Grant Hansen September 4, 2018
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