Person 1: “You saw that new TikTok Christian account that just blew up? He’s promoting racism and homosexuality.”
Person 2: “Yeah, he said that being gay wasn’t a sin in our religion right?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he said that being gay wasn’t a sin in our religion right?”
by mozare January 9, 2024
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Any member of a spectrum of evangelical movements purporting to be Christianity, which are actually political entities and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for sleazy, fascist, racist, misogynistic pedophiles with private jets, all masquerading as religion.
I guess since no one has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave us and live like gods at our expense, we're just gonna let a bunch of spineless ratfucking neo-christians take over the government and lead us into World War 3...
by Superfluous Archer January 26, 2024
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He/Her are like a master Christian, the way they carry themselves with no Sin; I bet they are getting into Heaven. Hehe *michael jackson laff*
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