bashed box

a vagina that has struggled through child birth & has seen better days

Q: How many children are you going to have?
A: None! I don't want a bashed box.

by squeezemykayak January 27, 2012

stalk box

the new addition to Facebook (top right corner) that allows you to keep track of everything your friends are doing while keeping track of everything your friends are doing

yo, isn't Meggan getting some combat boots too?
apparently so, you status creeper
nah man, just my stalk box

by kevinadork December 29, 2011

Ammo Box

1. A car full of unattractive and most likely overweight women (Sometimes referred to as Grenades).

Origin: This one time we saw a car that is shaped like a box driving stuffed full of ugly bitches. We called it a "Box of Grenades" then shortened to "Ammo Box"

On our way home from KFC we saw a huge Ammo Box pulling into the drive through!!!

by Falco399 July 15, 2011

Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.

You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.

by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018

Diddle box

The erotic region between a female's legs. Otherwise known as the "pleasure palace".

"My boy was trying to gain access to Amber's diddle box, but she declined - so he threw her out of his car."

by petey pablo21 August 2, 2017

comet box

A box full of dildos that are excessively large.

yo dude your mom has a comet box.

by suhhbreh August 20, 2017

bleeder box

A bleeding vagina, or a mans stretched rectum... especially those named Robert Jarvis Jesse Widvey

Dude Robs acting like a damn bleeder box..

My bleeder box is leaking..

by SSgt Cocky October 28, 2018