Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.

Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

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blowing badgers

Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.

Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.

Holy cow dude, it's blowing badgers!

by BlowingBadgersForReal February 23, 2021

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Rusty Badger

When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.

I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.

by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021

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seth badger

he still hold the word record of the biggest pp in the world but previously it was 14 inches now it 17inches he has a new love of his life but this one is actually gonna last forever and they don't think that they will last forever they know they will his new love of his life is the most funniest, gorgeous, cutest, sexiest person in the world he loves her soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much she is the most important thing in the world to him he will never do anything to hurt her and is that lucky to have her and is the only thing he can think about she never leaves his mind .

reminds me of the Seth badger relationship

by Sethtttttttttt1 April 25, 2021

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