dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019

David

David is the hottest person ever, with the BIGGEST dick. He is so kind and loving. He humor is so raw it is probably the funniest thing ever. They aren't afraid to take control when needed and always are down for ANYTHING. If you know a David in your life, I'd go after them because they will know how it's done

David and I hooked up, it was awesome.

by D$lova October 3, 2019

David

A general term for all the opps
The opps being the opposition aka the people we dont like most if the time david deals drugs

"Yo Craig someone snitched on our illegal activities "
"Fam it must have been david, I need to jump into the studio and make a diss track cause I cant have it"

"Yo big man you think David's active in road"
" ye ye man didnt have any white or black so he gave me orange turns out it was turquoise"

by Italiansushi October 4, 2019

David

Davids are handsome assholes who will never love you back. Far too sweet and kind, they'll remain your friend for the rest of your live, as they are too cowardly to compromise to anything more than that. Perfect in glasses, they never fail to make you laugh with either really stupid or really smart jokes, just to make you even more depressed as you are so out of their league it makes want to kill yourself. If you ever see a tall, handsome David with large shoulders, run for your life or you'll end up falling in love.

Person #1: OMG me and David just locked each at each other.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.

by 420n October 9, 2019

David

David is a asshole he is also a lier so if your are dating a David break up with him ... also he is secretly gay

David is gay

by David Leanadro October 15, 2019

David Hicks

David Hicks is a person who doesn’t have any friends and who also struggles to get a love partner. They are someone who goes for younger women/men and gets called a nonce a lot. They are also know as Finn Tilstone.

Hey, you David Hicks

by Kieran knapp August 6, 2019

David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019