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Captain Birds Eye

To finger a girl who was a vile odours seeping from her grizzly love cave. one preformed this act you become captain birds eye from the infamous fish finger band.

you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.
John - i fingered Jane last night

Adam - wow man you've earn you rank of Captain Birds eye
by B.DOT-ONDAGE October 2, 2010
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Michigan Bird Bath

When a female is eating her supper, and her male partner approaches unexpectedly from behind and gives her the butt sex.
Bob the parakeet must have found out he was a man tonight. Rosie went to the food bowl to eat and Bob pile drove her in the ass. My man was going to town on her. I never seen that before. I think he pulled A Michigan bird bath on her.
by Thrdbagger December 20, 2021
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Kentucky Bird Bath

A childhood game where two or more participants take turns throwing up into each other’s mouths.
Mrs. Masterson’s first-grade field trip to the museum was canceled after Noah, Liam, and Charlotte engaged in a three-way Kentucky Bird Bath.
by Bungo Baggins April 23, 2018
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green big birds

yeah, get on my hype. green big birds, yellow and blue nikes.
by Bay Area May 2, 2006
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cowboy bird turd

The act of cuming on a girl then proceeding to spit your wad of chew on top.
My girlfriend was being a bich earlier, so after I fucked her I droped the "cowboy bird turd" right on her stomach!
by anarnie November 10, 2010
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Bird Seed Breathe

What you call someone that looks like a bird. Usually has a peak shaped nose, a nasal voice and no neck.
Friend: I don't know what to be for Halloween.

Me: You should be a Parakeet, you have the nose for it.

Friend: Let's not forget your sausage nose...

Me: Fuck you Bird Seed Breathe.
by abramm24 March 26, 2009
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