shit-stick

Every dumb ass that has a driver's license that shouldn't.

How did that shit-stick get a license?!?
Dude, don't be a shit-stick.
That was shit-stickish behavior.

by jenijag November 22, 2012

shit stick

A common impromptu tool used to scrape feces off of the shoe or boot. Commonly used around livestock, zoos, kennels, camping and public parks. Depending on the size and shape, it can be efficient and can be thrown for a distance to remove it from your locale if necessary.

Damn Fred, I just stepped in in it! Hand me that shit stick over there.

by randallt December 30, 2016

stick it in the drywall

The act of when you become so irritably horny that you have to stick your cock in the drywall to excrete some gamer juice. this inevitably gets rid of your erection but costs a lot of money in repairs to your drywall.

graham was so horny he had to stick it in the drywall

by SlapaCock May 28, 2021

lady sticks

what my wife calls her tampons

oh shit, my period started and I'm almost out of Lady sticks

by Mang334 August 12, 2017

Jizz stick

Frozen jizz

You'll find Herbert the pervert's frozen jizz sticks in the snow in the morning!

by Pnkkarma November 23, 2015

Sticking the landing

When you jump with an erect penis and land perfectly in the vagina.

Johnny jumped off of the bed to perfectly sticking the landing in Yolanda.

by Mommymilker1000 May 03, 2022

Up the stick

To have a bun in the oven, up the duff, brewing a sprog, with child, in the family way, off limits, up the junction, preggers, having a nine-month fat day, knocked up etc.

Charlotte Church is up the stick.

by EcstaticG March 16, 2007