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Kyle

A gay man that get rejected by Alliyah and looks like Red from Angry Birds .
by @s_h_o_t_t_a November 5, 2019
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Kyled

to invent a wildly inaccurate number so as to make a partisan point.

Based upon Arizona Sen. John Kyl's assertion that abortions accounted for "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" In fact, abortions represent approximately 3 percent, according to Planned Parenthood's statistics.
He Kyled Alicia when he told her that 78 percent of serious crimes are committed by paroled felons. She totally believed his lie.
by ecurgus May 2, 2011
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Kyle

I'm going to have a kid name him kyle but say its pronounced asshole
by Frank Donald synder August 27, 2020
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John and Kylee

John and Kylee are the perfect people for eachother! If you’re a John and you find a Kylee, make her yours, she is everything you need and want, even if you don’t completely understand it. Remember all of those times she made you smile, and all of those times she reassured you, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE NO OTHER PERSON WILL! Make her yours before you lose her, if she’s not yours already, you’re gonna lose her if you don’t tell her how you feel! If you think you’re in love with another, but this definition made you think about Kylee, even a little bit, HURRY UP BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!
Best friend 1: “WOW, John and Kylee are finally together!”
Best friend 2: “Took them long enough.”
by Thepersonthattellsyoutostfu December 26, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle is an big dick man who is very small but gets pussy from unborn sister
It’s very big big Kyle
by PussySlayer143 June 29, 2021
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kyle day

15th of august, anybody you know named Kyle has to pay you $5
Cant wait to get paid on Kyle day
by User253946 August 8, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle is the boy I'm in love with and I think he is so funny and I love his long brown hair and his collectable things and he is such a little goober and he probably thinks we are just friends and I get that and I have such a huge crush on him and he is literally so nice and so amazing and omg why am I even doing this I think his voice is so nice and he is a little ducking nerd and I find that adorable I find everything about him adorable but he probably doesn't even think of me like that and I don't even know what I'm doing and he probably has a girlfriend and I'm probably and crazy and I have a boyfriend but Im in love with Kyle
Kyle why are you so perfect
by Kittys:) January 18, 2025
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