Dylan

Dylan is a sad and lonely person. Always projecting his emotions on others. To be friends with a Dylan means you will have to give up everything you have ,for you to be worthy in his eyes and make him happy. The catch, is that he will never be happy. He will use up all your happiness until you are depleted and he will walk away and say that you have nothing else that he wants. Very emotional through out the entire relationship , making you feel a false connection and as if you can change his ways. If you are ever in a romantic relationship with a Dylan, you will think you are lucky to meet the sweetest person in the world, until he shows his truth of unhappiness. A Dylan has been gifted with a fantastic body but he destroys himself daily searching for happiness. When a Dylan leaves you, you will feel worthless. Your addiction to a Dylan will run as strong as his addictions to self sabotage.

I just went to Dylan’s open mic; Dylan told everyone I was stalking him because he doesn’t need anything from me now that he found a new lady friend.

by Bakingbrat1234 January 18, 2022

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Dylan Paul Johnston

He's that guy who leaves you speachless every second of the day. He's someone you would be crazy to let go. He cares about his girl with all his heart and treats her like she's the rarest flower in the universe. He protects her and treasures her with all hs heart. He is truely that guy who will make you laugh till you pee your pants, squeal with happiness cause he is the one who knows all your "tickle spots" ;) and make it seem like you are the only ones on Earth. If you are sad then he's sad and will hold u close till all your worries are gone. If you are happy then he's happy. He goes out of his way to make you smile 24/7. He's the guy who wants to talk to you all the time and knows that he can come to you about anything and everything. He's always there to talk to and make you feel better no matter what is wrong. He's that guy who you have everything in common with and you practically read each other's minds. He's never angry with you and he never argues with you because there never is anything to argue about. He's funny, sexy, smart, supportive, makes you feel like your beautiful, caring, amazing, a talented muscian, and perfect in every way. He loves all the good things about you plus all the things that either go unnoticed or unwanted. He supports you through everything and would do anything to make your dreams come true. He's that guy that you love so much you can't even describe it or how happy he makes you feel. He is that someone who is your everything.

Dylan Paul Johnston is my sun, moon, stars, Earth, air... well... you might as well just say he is my universe.

by DPJ+KEK<3 April 10, 2012

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Dylan Klebold

The 17 year old teenager who commited the lulziest act of 1999 (Columbine Highschool Massacre) with his best (only) friend, Eric Harris.

After him and Eric put a bullet in the brains of 13 people and setting the cafeteria on fire with their makeshift cocktail bombs, they were finally ready to commit an act of heroism and shoot themselves in the head.

A hilarious fact is that Dylan didn’t die instantly after the shot to his left temple, but instead chocked on his own blood like it was the BBC he would’ve been taking in prison if he didn’t kill himself.

Random columbiner fangirl: Dylan Klebold was soo hot

You see kids? That right there is a lie.

by Spergs June 25, 2023

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