dirty jaide

The act of finger banging a kangaroo’s pouch then feeding lamingtons to your girlfriend without washing your hands.

Dude what’s wrong with Laura?!

She got food poisoning after being dirty jaided last night.

by Swcs February 20, 2018

Dirty Jacoi

When a man fucks a woman but his penis is very small, so she has to fake it.

His dick was so small I pulled a dirty jacoi on him

by Istillrespectwaman December 3, 2021

dirty Asda

When you are stacking the shelves but your too short to reach the top shelf and while struggling to reach you shit all over another colleague.

“You won’t believe it, Jeff gave me a dirty Asda the other day!”

by Lavivienda March 29, 2023

A Dirty Mustache

When a lady shaves her nether regions besides her lips

Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off

by TheBiggetBitchTaco November 14, 2022

Dirty rock lee

When your having butt sex too Naruto xxx .com but Rock lee comes out of the screen and eats you and your girl out so bad that he hits her g spot and then she cums, he comes after you and hits your g spot too (your a guy so he sticks his tongue up ur asshole

Oh shit I Js did I dirty rock lee

by Nogger bilingsly November 30, 2024

Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.

"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"

by FatherTy April 18, 2022

Dirty Dimitra

Dirty Dimitra is sexting in the workplace getting yourself worked up that you need to sneak out to the toilets with the office dyson hoover to go pleasure yourself.

Anyone know where Madeleine gone? She's doing the Dirty Dimitra!

by BirthdayBoySupreme69 August 6, 2022