Shit fuck whore

A thing shailyn /i says/say when she gets hurt or drops her phone or something

Ahh shit fuck whore my phone screen cracked

by Darthvaderkitty007 November 28, 2018

Destination Fucked

A woman smashes herself with beercans on top of a roof, tries to be Tony Hawk, fails, passes out, a kid gives her the finger, meanwhile there's a fire going on and there's also a fat pig

She got a one-way ticket to destination fucked after messing that up horribly

by SupremeDelta November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

When a drunk sheila thinks shes bloody tony hawk and eats shit meanwhile a little shit cuntof a son gives her the finger and in the corner theres a obese pig next to a fire ... That is destination fucked

I was fucking around and the roof and took a hard right to destination fucked

by ice10cream1 November 29, 2018

destination fucked

a place where women spray beer over their face before smashing the container on their head before attempting to drop in from a rooftop onto a porch eve. necessary background; kid flipping the middle finger and a pig giving no fucks

sally is the epicenter of destination fucked

by isawred November 29, 2018

Destination fucked

When a lady falls on a skateboard from a roof while drinking beer and hitting herself and a little kid pulls the finger at her. A fire is lit in the garden and a fat pig is chilling out in there too.

Oh boy my mate and I went to Destination fucked yesterday and it was an experience and a half.

by Gabcar November 29, 2018

Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.

Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.

by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

There's a sheyla drinking beer and hitting herself on the head with the empty can. She tries to be Tony Hawk and she fails hard, falling multiple times along the roof of the house. She lays there for a while, alive, but probably hurting. There's also a kid, who's giving her the finger (it's probably her disrespectful son). To the right there's a fire annnd... THERE'S A FAT PIG!

"If someone could write about this being the new definition of destination fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great!"

by __baka_ November 30, 2018