Dirty Ludwin

A Dirty Ludwin is when a person smack the shit out of another person and stick their middle toe into their ear

Tom: “Did you get assaulted?”
Jerry: “No she just gave me a goood Dirty Ludwin”

by Foustus Longbottom April 16, 2020

dirty heavy d

When you’re 330 pounds and go to parties to pick up girls, and get no girls so you go fuck your gay dad.

I went home after the party and did a dirty heavy D

by Ohyeahbro June 05, 2019

Dirty Cone

The act of ingesting chocolate syrup through one's anus (boofing) with a traffic cone or funnel.

We got into some weird stuff last night, and she asked me for a dirty cone.

by Storm109 December 27, 2019

dirty zennor

the act of cumming on a shark while surfing

let’s do a dirty zennor when we go in the water!

by earthsock September 02, 2021

Dirty Faisal

When a very closeted man happens to be in a situation where another very closeted man is sitting on his face and taking a dump on his mouth.

"I have aftertaste of dirty faisal in my mouth"

by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021

dirty jerp

The act of tying a fresh umbilical cord around your neck for the pleasure of asphyxiation while having sex with a cardboard cut out of Quinton Tarantino and watching transformers porn.

Man I was so horny lastnight I decided to do the dirty jerp.

by Turtlewizz April 09, 2020

Dirty Sonic

A Dirty Sonic is when you pretend to be a submarine captain while taking a piss on a bush yelling "for fuck's sakes, that's whoreable"

Did you hear the old guy yelling while taking a leak in the park? Yeah, he was dressed Iike a captain, I think he was trying to pull a Dirty Sonic.

by Ondine the Disco August 23, 2024