When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donut mug.When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I felt a little chivalrous towards this chick Tiffany’s brown eye blues that I met on tinder! So I gave her the Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before I violated her middle back pocket
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donut mug.When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs
I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donut mug..
by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025
Get the 《¤》Glory《¤》Hole《¤》glOry《¤》hoUle《¤》glorY《¤》holE《¤》 mug.Expression: I heard some say I gained weight when I’m on a diet, I’m gonna chew glass
My professor said I had to get my paper due by 12pm tonight, my computer died and didn’t save the file, I’m gonna chew glass
If I had to pick between Ana de armas
Or Sydney Sweeney I’d rather chew glass
My professor said I had to get my paper due by 12pm tonight, my computer died and didn’t save the file, I’m gonna chew glass
If I had to pick between Ana de armas
Or Sydney Sweeney I’d rather chew glass
by truelove00 March 5, 2025
Get the chew glass mug.by biggie brain March 18, 2025
Get the fish gloryhole mug.Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.
Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.
by Darkerone March 20, 2025
Get the Gerbil Gliding mug.