Slapnut Day

It is a day where you get an excuse to slap ur nuts anywhere u want. And if if u slap ur nuts then rub it on someone, they have to slap ur nuts

Guy 1 : Oh man, I'm bout to slap my nuts bro.
Guy 2 : Why tho?
Guy 1 : Cuz it's Slapnut Day

by Random_Fandom October 26, 2019

National butt pic day

May 4th is the day where all the thiccc booty girls gotta send you a pic

Yo it’s national booty pic day, can I get a pic?

Yeah of course it’s national butt pic day!

by iloveassandtits69 May 4, 2022

National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

Retard respect day

November 1st is the day you respect your very tall retarded friends and give? 'em support and confidence

Respect me short mortal for it is retard respect day

by F- it October 28, 2021

mjorf day

The day where you must ask out that qt you've been thinking about, which falls on the first day of August

"Who are you going to ask out for mjorf day?"
"Probably joe"

by and76 July 31, 2022

hug a Tism day

28th march is Hug a Tism day!!!

Hug your favourite autistic and make sure to remind them that they are ur favourite!

Hey, it’s Hug a tism day! Let’s hug em all

by FrogBanga March 27, 2023

MDMA Day

MDMA Day (Molly Day, Ecstasy Day, Rolling Day) is on March 4th, celebrating the use of MDMA. The full name of MDMA is 3,4-Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine. Using the 3 and 4 helped create the official day. Created by Denkai

Person 1: Yo are you celebrating MDMA Day?
Person 2: I love you bro
Person 1: Haha give me your other pill

by Flaredx April 18, 2023