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dirty dathal

The act of fingering your bum while in the missionary sex position with a girl, then using your shitty brown index finger do a simba mark on her forehead while simultaneously cumming in her nose to hide the smell of shit. This must all be done while humming the lion king theme tune.
I was with Sarah last night and she asked me to do something disgusting in bed so I gave her a dirty dathal
by Papa paddy April 17, 2020
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dirty yumeko

A dirty yumeko is when you stick a playing card so far up your boyfriends ass he nuts and you use the jizz as butter
Girl: my boyfriend could but so I helped him by giving him a dirty yumeko
by Sbaijanand aloha January 8, 2021
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dirty timoleon

A dirty timoleon is when you dont shampoo your hair for a month and ask your significant other to wash it as sensually as they can. Dirty timoleons often occur with long term couples, but some people prefer to walk in public with greasy hair hoping someone gives them a dirty timoleon.
"Hey honey it's been a month since I've taken a shower"
"I suppose I have no choice but to give you a dirty timoleon"
by Itwasntme491 April 7, 2022
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dirty Maarten

Last night two men gave me a dirty Maarten. It felt ecstatic grrrrr
by Chupacabrina May 3, 2020
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Dirty Aryck

This new breed of Aryck needs a life size figure of Arcee from Transformers and screaming out “you’re my little robot in disguise”
Man last night I was giving a dirty Aryck but forgot my Optimus prime mask in mom’s car.
by DeadDollFace September 13, 2023
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Dirty Shilah

When a Boy doesn’t shave his pubes before sex and they get stuck in the vagina and he gets them out with his mouth
Girl 1: so how was the sex with him?
Girl 2: He gave me a dirty Shilah and I didn’t even know! I thought it felt like sandpaper!
by DirtyBritain April 20, 2020
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Dirty sister Rose

The act of being fucked in a church while screaming the Lords name.
by RollingRon July 26, 2022
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