Snow day

When you pull off your shoe and begin to masterbate until you cum in your shoe and put it back on.

Bro I gave myself a snow day, my sock was soaked

by Helen Keller’s Clit January 19, 2018

National Bandage93 Appreciation Day

A day to celebrate Bandage93! Hes a cherished and handsome and cute little guy, it will be celebrated September 19th for literally no reason!

"Oh wow its National Bandage93 Appreciation Day! Lets celebrate!"

"Who are you and why the fuck are you in my house?"

by Bandage93 March 22, 2025

National Dick Pic Day

September 15th is National Dick Pic Day! Send your special someone an eyeful of your man candy. Don't be shy, let it all out.

It was September 15th, National Dick Pic Day, so I sent her a picture of my perfect, hard, throbbing DICK.

I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.

by Dark_Angel89 September 15, 2025

National Eat out your girl day

On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girl’s pussy if you want to it will be on July 1

Dude: Sorry bro I can’t hang out today

Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day

by ACETONE November 16, 2022

National Football Day

On June 10th everyone has to go post and appreciate national football/soccer.

Dan: Its finally National Football Day!

Tom: Today is National Football Day!

by WorldFootballPresident June 9, 2024

National Tracy Collins Day

Celebrate the Tracy Collins in your life! Today is her day!!

Happy National Tracy Collins Day to the best boss there ever was!

by Loandeptgals April 18, 2022

national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!

girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!

by kankei October 11, 2022