Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"

I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023

fuck

it's a no no word and you shouldn't say it or else you'll go to jail and eat vegetables for the rest of your life.

thing 1: help me thing 2
thing 2: what did you do
thing 1: i said fuck
thing 2: you dumbass

by TheBuilder is funny September 9, 2023

Fuck You

A comeback someone uses when they have nothing else to respond with

Person 1: "You're just mad that you suck."
Person 2: "Fuck you."

by AHollow_Knight September 9, 2023

fuck me blond

a special type of blond hair with a dash of red. A person with fuck me blond (fmb) is neither a redhead nor a true blonde.
Fuck me blond is usually sexual attracting.

"Did you see the girl over there?"
"Oh man, she is so damn hot, she is fuck me blond."

by DutchHamburg September 10, 2023

Build-Fuck

When you don't nut for a long period of time (3 days-few weeks), and then finally fuck and nut in all three of her holes.

God, you should've seen what I did to Stacy last night, that build-fuck was so worth it, the bitch was filled to the BRIM.

by Benis42069 September 10, 2023

Fuck stick

A Stupid, Irritating or Contemptible person.

This fuck stick keeps getting in my stuff!!.

by Skyler Moffatt September 10, 2023

Fuck it all

You know that feeling when you just want to fuck it all?

Well, you probably do.

When you want to Fuck It All, you dont give a shit about anything or anybody. You are drowsy, lazy, tired, angry, angsty, annoyed, stressed etc.

"You forgot to make your homework!"

"Fuck it all, man."

by agaggaluka no me l September 11, 2023