dirty michie

when someone karate chops someones asscrack which causes it to split further.

damn, I cant believe she's still in the hospital after having a "dirty michie"

by into-the-static June 17, 2024

Dirty Liezl

A dirty Liezl is one of Hells most evil Archdemons. Therefore the term is used to describe someone who is an obese, stupid, fat, ugly, dumb, cunt. A Dirty Liezl can also refer to a virgin being sacrificed to a dog.

Sarah: “omg she’s such a dirty Liezl”
Ben: “damn she must be a mega cunt”

by liezlhater666 April 18, 2020

Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!

One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.

by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023

Dirty Vampire

It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking

Bro I pulled a dirty vampire on my bday yester day and I’m really sore

by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022

Dirty Sanchez

When Doing a Girl doggy style you insert both of your index fingers into her asshole then pull them out lean into her and proceed to smear a handle bar style mustache on her upper lip. Òle.

My girlfriend and I got fucked up on margaritas and started doing it doggy style I felt in the spirit and gave her a dirty Sanchez to finish the night

by Deputy Law Dawg August 17, 2019

Dirty Deckie

The act of going down on a women with a zyn firmly placed in the upper deck

Last night I took Monica home and gave her the dirty deckie

by aloha&honeys March 1, 2024

Dirty rens

When you fuck someone in the ass and they piss.

“My partner just did a dirty rens, it was so weird!”

by Fjdhshhd September 1, 2021