Man 1 - ‘Man, Trumps tariffs are really putting a strain on things, eh?’
Man 2 - ‘If you can’t beat em, join em.’
Man 1 - ‘Elbows up!’
Man 2 - ‘If you can’t beat em, join em.’
Man 1 - ‘Elbows up!’
by MCarney May 09, 2025
by Awesomator77 May 14, 2024
Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.
"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
by norambuena April 14, 2023
Burnt poo in a pull up tastes disgusting.
by Debskelly1985 May 20, 2023
It’s a different version of no-nut November but you get to have sex every day of November and get as many people pregnant as physically possible.
Yo are you participating in knock up november.
Knock up November is when you get as many people pregnant as possible
Knock up November is when you get as many people pregnant as possible
by Jason fastcome November 12, 2019
“Time to get lenged up” RC2Skenggy said as he entered the barbershop
“Wow, Shaniqua lenged up over summer”
Darnique thought to himself.
“Wow, Shaniqua lenged up over summer”
Darnique thought to himself.
by the75thpotus October 25, 2023
by Silverflight77 December 02, 2017