Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

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Jack shut up

Jack is a name that annoying people usually have. Or cool people. "Jack shut up" is what you say when your friend named Jack is getting a little annoying and corny.

Jack: "Blah Blah Blah"
Devan: "Jack shut up"

by yeptotally August 23, 2025

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3 fingers up

3 fingers up mean you have W rizz

steve : "look they're taking a picture and she has 3 fingers up!
maya : "YUP she definitely has W rizz.

by kittenwhiskers69 April 11, 2024

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Up the duff

An old Australian Slang term referring to an unplanned pregnancy, first used in 1941 and all the way through to around the 70s. Rarely used now a days.

Person 1: What is happening to her?
Person 2: She's up the duff.

by Shen Bapri March 23, 2023

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bless up

when your ass is saved or something good happens to you

kenzie frank almost hit the tree while driving but didn’t bless up.

by kenzf123 May 3, 2022

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plucked up goose

A ratchet street crawler, who presumably gets passed around often and has sex with multiple partners. Presenting with a disheveled and ruffled appearance, like a plucked up goose.

Bruhhh that girl looked like a "plucked up goose", I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

by J7575 May 26, 2022

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