The cousin of Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez, the Dirty Velasquez is when the guy places his asshole above the girl's upper lip and simply shits out an Authentic Mexican mustache.
by waluigimaniac July 01, 2022
by CrazyApple1 February 14, 2023
I heard Estinien was handing out Dirty Geirskoguls in the shed behind the Rising Stones, and like ten people had to get emergency Esunas a week after. Dirrrty.
by Sexy Nidhogg July 19, 2022
by Real G lyk me November 30, 2013
Person 1: Yo I got the biggest dirty rang yesterday
Person 2: I know, I gave it to you.
Person 1: what
Person 2: I know, I gave it to you.
Person 1: what
by myppsmall November 22, 2021
When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.
It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.
It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.
by Asperger John July 03, 2020
First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.
by BayStBroker July 21, 2024