Dirty Ovi

When you are very horny so you need to vape to calm your sexual instincts.

Look, he got a boner so he is pulling a dirty Ovi to stop it!

by Mr. Ovi but backwards April 14, 2020

dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football

Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!

by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021

Dirty Makeeta

A girl so tall, you can't look her in the eyes, unless you show kindness, clean up after yourself, ask if you can get her anything on your way to the store, and make sure she cums first, otherwise she will get you banned from all Hooter's restaurant chains and ask "Who is this?" when you text her.

After years of pretending to be single when frequenting Hooters, he thought he had a bottom bitch, but found out he was blessed to be with a Dirty Makeeta. But it was too late, because she done kicked his ass out, because why? She's a Dirty Makeeta.

by cottoncandydreamz April 16, 2020

dirty coyle

when you milk your mom until her nipples are red then insert the milk in your anus

bro coyle is crazy he milked his mom and made the dirty coyle

by cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm October 3, 2022

Dirty jewells

Idk I'd like to find out if it's a thing.

Idk was wondering if this was a thing. Wht is a dirty jewells.

by Hott Lanta September 29, 2021

Dirty Ulrik

When she's taking a shit, and you push it back in the ass with your penis; not allowing her to finish her big dump. No shit - no mercy.

I was in the middle of taking a shit, when my boyfriend suddenly inserted his wiener, pushing my turd back in the cave. He pulled a dirty Ulrik.

by Leetgamer1234567 May 3, 2024

Dirty door

1. When the door shuts on its own in your face

2. The door is on fire

3. The door falls on you

4. You and your partner get pegged by the door handles

1. "The door just did me dirty, stupid dirty door"

2. " I kid you not, its a dirty door."

3. " I dont know why, but the dirty door fell on me"

4. "I got so drunk i did a dirty door with my ex"

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022