danish glaze

When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.

Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

Danish Glaze

When you ejaculate in someone’s asshole, pull out. Your penis will be covered in your own ejaculate mixed with their fecal matter. Promptly turn your around and slap them in the face with your freshly glazed penis.

Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

fry glove

A taboo sex move popular in Ohio, Kentucky, and Wisconsin. Typically involves a glove filled with fries (wedges are also an acceptable substitute), a bag of cheese, and at least three people.

“My wife and I had a really big fight yesterday, so I surprised her today by finally doing the fry glove with her and my best friend and our relationship has never been better.”

by KFCheesebag January 2, 2025

Hate-Glazing

When a person hates or dislikes someone else so much that they quite literally cannot get the other person out of their mouth and keep hating on that one person specifically

"Dude I fucking hate The Beatles they're so overrated"

"Dude, why on gods green earth have you been hate-glazing them since 3 months ago."

by Phat Stack Bohner January 3, 2025

Pibby Glitch

Unknown Ominous Force

John was Pibby Glitching again.

by Ralph Travers January 4, 2025

Morning Glory

Waking up with a morning wood and going straight to a Glory hoke to receive oral sex

Damon: Hey did you make sure to take advantage of that morning wood you had?
Michael: Yeah I sure did! As soon as I woke up bricked up I ran to the local glory hole and enjoyed a Morning Glory!

by Jack Mihoffman January 5, 2025

magic glitter sparkles

something dropped in a sentence or as a response to mess around with your clueless friends.

that is so magic glitter sparkles

by kvaaaa January 18, 2025