Dirty Stasiak

The act of shoving a semen filled pickle down a Polish person's throat until they throw up all over the pickle. Once that has happened you simply insert the vomit covered pickle into said person ass.

Guy 1: Damn bro do you know what would be so cool?
Guy 2: No, what you thinking?
Guy 1: We pull a Dirty Stasiak on someone.
Kool aid man: Oh Yeahhh!

by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023

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Dirty Curtis

The act of shoving a metal pole up your butt and sticking the other end into someone else's but and playing limbo with it

At the party we did a Dirty Curtis

by Downsyndromatic March 29, 2024

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Dirty Kaidan

When you're having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the police get there and kick down the door you turn around and nut all over the policemen

Bro I heard Jack got arrested because he pulled a Dirty Kaidan

by I Am Extremely Racist May 26, 2024

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Dirty-Flexing

To flex, stunt, flaunt, or show off with something that is not really yours.

Friend 1: I saw your roommate on IG in the new Tesla model S self driving. Bro really getting to the money now.

Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.

Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.

by 213JetSet February 11, 2023

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Dirty iidamaria

Dirty Iidamaria is a hot person who is a woman magnet

Omg look at dirty Iidamaria they’re so hot

by Iipaoa July 2, 2021

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Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.

At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.

by I hate In-n-Out April 2, 2022

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