Flip two shits

When something is so amazing/surprising/disturbing that "Flipping a shit" is not adequate. The next level of "Shit flipping"

Ben: "Dude There's a half on sale on yellow chuck's at The Gap!"

Jimbo: "No need to flip two shits."

by Jacko Striker March 7, 2009

two hand the pump

A term for using two hands when holding a gun

If you make me mad I might two hand the pump

by Allmanwords June 1, 2017

Take my two

When you make someone flinch, and consequently give them two punches in his/her arm. You must then wipe them off, by swiping your hand against that same arm twice.

Person 1: "Hey"
Person 2 makes a quick movement towards Person 1's genitals
Person 1 flinches
Person 2: "You flinched. I'll take my two."

by FreshProduce February 8, 2010

two dudes baking

when two men fall asleep during the act of buttsex

Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight

observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking

by dickface mctasterson May 25, 2011

two dick 69

The non gay act of two males reuniting & expressing their happiness with the sexual 69 position.

My best friend came into town & after a long wait to see each other, we had a epic two dick 69.

by Jabraunski July 23, 2021

Two-part Turkey

A weird sex thing, invented by Kim.

"Kim, stop giving Eric a two-part turkey. Your parents are still downstairs."

by CallmeWrex October 17, 2020

Two Man Macbeth

The act of shooting your semen from another man's naval (belly button) up to his chaps (jaw).

Macduff - "I heard Duncan got a Two Man Macbeth last night from Banquo."
Lennox - "He's lucky!"

by UToobDotCom June 8, 2011