Sneaky Training

Practice of stealth exercising in secret without notifying your man friends in order to gain an equity edge in upcoming triathalon events.

Q: Where's Stephen? A: He's out Sneaky Training.

by MattressBhoy February 23, 2011

Train Meat

A young attractive woman that can easily be coerced into a three way with you and one of your good buddies. Also can be the only girl at a sausage fest party and every guy takes turns having sex with her.

Example 1
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”

Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"

by smellie mofo July 21, 2011

Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.

Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.

2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.

Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"

Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."

by Jimbo McDoodle Snout November 22, 2011

Jail Training

To hit someone in the ass-hole very hard to imitate being raped in the shower

Guy #1: i dropped my phone *bends over*
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!

by funnyguy223 June 18, 2011

Howl Train

From what i can puzzle together, its a rebound/revenge thing that birds do after splitting up with ass hole dudes. They get drunk and fuck a guy thats coked up and scream loud enough all night to wake up half of Korea. Mite be completely wrong like. But Dude!!! I love birds like that!!! Especially when they call back for more!!!

After Stacey jumped on the Howl Train and remained seated for three stops, she wasn't sure she was ready for another long distance journey Manchester to London... will she be brave enough to stay aboard for another go? Find out next time on The Black Panther Show...

by BlackPantherNinetyNine October 24, 2011

Moscow Train

A chain smoker or someone who smokes a lot.

Dude, you really gotta stop being such a Moscow Train. Your apartment absolutely reeks of smoke.

by Dr. Size September 1, 2011

Turkey Train

When the Dream Team loads up and rolls out carrying mass amounts of holiday products.

Hey DSL don’t worry about the shorts the Turkey Train is coming!

by Gugugu420 November 22, 2021