shotgun the toilet

When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.
-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.

-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
by Gimgers_Snap_69 August 8, 2019
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toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.
Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.
by smellyeggs September 16, 2016
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Skibdiddy Toilet

A skibidi toilet from “skibidi toilet” with the head of Sean “diddy” combs. Also is a sexual act where one shits in another’s mouth, while pouring baby oil whilst the other sings “skibidi toilet
Bro, look out for that skibdiddy toilet. He is gonna baby oil you
by PeterFrostmen August 8, 2025
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skibidi toilet

the state of mind that is shown on how ipad kids have absalutly no brain and anre fucking retarted
have you watched episode 72 or skibidi toilet yet?
by anonymous April 29, 2024
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Skibidi toilet

A toilet with a head
Skibidi toilet dop dop yes yes skibidi dopety deep deep
by Braintot July 13, 2024
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toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
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