Thomas Knaack Logic

(noun)

A mind bending form of reasoning that seems paradoxical, absurd, or impossible at first, but the deeper you think about it, the more it forces you to question everything.

It often involves circular logic, unconventional perspectives, or a level of trolling so advanced that it blurs the line between genius and madness.

1: “If the universe is infinite, then somewhere out there, you’ve already had this conversation before.”

Person 2: “That’s ridiculous.”

Person 3: “Nah, that’s Thomas Knaack logic.”

by Bbecks February 1, 2025

Thomasing

Doing a poor job at acting like everything is okay in an effort to avoid having a serious conversation or slowly ghost someone out of your life.

Damn girl, he’s so spotty with replies back, he might be Thomasing you!

by Oiramal June 2, 2025

Ryan Thomas

A Ryan Thomas is a man who can do basically anything and be good at it. Ryan Thomas' can be extremely gentle and kind but also firm and vocal when they need to be.

"Hey this guy can sing and rap? What a Ryan Thomas"

by cricketty crackitty November 23, 2021

Thomas

Some fat ugly chinese nigga with a moustache fuk boi that cant stand not sain nigga even tho he is white

Thomas is a cunt boi

by Donkehdonk December 27, 2018

"Thomas the Train" it

When you take a bong rip you can't finish, leave some stale smoke in the chimney, and clear the bong by blowing into the downstem.

After taking a massive bong rip I couldn't finish, I had to "Thomas the Train" it.

by TheBytecodeWrestler May 18, 2022

Thomas Day

Don't let him go, he is the sweetest kid I have ever met

Thomas Day is not smart though

by THOTS AT MBA June 4, 2018

thomas

big dick guy. huge ego and LOVES women. he loves to flirt and talk to girls and stays up all night on call with girls. he love fat rabbits and getting his dick wet. he is in love with a girl and can’t get over her no matter what he does. he is sad. he is a very caring person who will look after you.

a:have you heard about thomas
l: yeah his big dick is true but so is the big ego
a: at least he’s nice

by thedragon October 20, 2023