mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by urdadsgf September 19, 2021

mud

it looks like shit

person 1: yo look you just stepped in a huge pile of shit!
person 2: nah thats mud!

by big shart April 28, 2021

Mud Chicken

A woman name Jaslin Jones.

Jaslin is a mud chicken.

by Kyrie Irving Jr February 4, 2024

Mud

MUD (noun): A quintessentially British fusion of "mate" and "bud," warmly employed to denote a cherished friend or companion, often amidst the convivial ambiance of a pub or a hearty banter.

Alright, Mud? Fancy a pint after work later?"

by BullMack January 18, 2024

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

Shoving Mud

Putting your penis in another man and/or woman’s anal cavity for sexual pleasure. Synonymous for fudge packing.

Jack was out all night shoving mud.

by Estimatingass August 6, 2024

mississippi mud lube

Mississippi mud lube is eating a girl out with a fat chew in.

I gave my girlfriend the Mississippi mud lube last night in bed.

by Kylepompom April 26, 2016