Where you put your index finger and thumb in a midgets ass and vagina and throw them on the bed using the pillows as bowling pins
by DarcyVR January 27, 2025
Get the fearless bowling ballmug. Damn bro, I'm out of weed. Gotta make a stress bowl.
(Proceeds to pull together all leftover residue from weed tray/table)
(Proceeds to pull together all leftover residue from weed tray/table)
by KingPeque February 23, 2024
Get the stress bowlmug. A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.
Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.
The art of bowling balls, my children.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.
The art of bowling balls, my children.
by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024
Get the Bowling ballmug. "damn that's some shiney bowl of pot an!! "
-"U dumbass we like to glaze the bowl"
-"Damn maybe I should glaze mine next time!"
-"U dumbass we like to glaze the bowl"
-"Damn maybe I should glaze mine next time!"
by googen March 20, 2013
Get the Glaze the Bowlmug. A painful prank where the bully takes the cord of a telephone and shoves it in the victim's anus, and pours Tabasco Sauce in the other end.
by rockybfdi March 9, 2024
Get the Texas Chili Bowlmug. 2004 Super Bowl halftime show was whenever public indecency happened on live television and is the reason why the 7 second delay happens
*seinfeld theme*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies harder*
*seinfeld theme is good*
*seinfeld theme is great*
*insert Seinfeld theme funny joke here*
*chipflake is my idol*
*seinfeld theme*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies harder*
*seinfeld theme is good*
*seinfeld theme is great*
*insert Seinfeld theme funny joke here*
*chipflake is my idol*
by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025
Get the 2004 Super Bowl halftime showmug. 