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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob, preferably given by a southern man that owns at least 1 John Deere 100 Series Lawn Tractor. which is given with a mouth full of dip.
Last night this man on Omegle wanted to give me a Sloppy Dallas
by SentByeSNIPPINGSOUP October 15, 2020
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sloppy hour

Some act that takes almost an hour might be priced accordingly.
Elif and Michael had a date last night, it was a sloppy hour.
by haroldthefirst November 17, 2016
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Sloppy Pumpkin

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
by FarmToTable November 27, 2021
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Sloppy Loppy

Another saying for giving a girl head or oral-sex
A Cunnilingus if you will...
" Her pussy was looking so wet today I have to give her some sloppy loppy and soak up all those juices"
by Hopeless_romantik August 26, 2023
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Sloppy Joe

The act of drunkenly vomiting on a partner's genitals during felatio.
Josie was so drunk she ended up giving me a sloppy joe last night.
by Sloppyjosie September 22, 2023
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sloppy cat cafe

To perform cunnilingus voraciously.
Johnny asked Jane if he could go to the Sloppy Cat Cafe with her.
by Priecher February 14, 2018
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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
Do you want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas?
by that wheezer October 15, 2020
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