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an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk
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by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022
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Butt Naked Wank

When you have the house all to yourself and crank the hog totally butt ass naked
Cuh u haven’t had a butt naked wank??? Ur missing out
by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023
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Swedish Crab Wank

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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Wank Jam

The inevitable product of a 5 knuckle shuffle.

Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey
"Stroked the salami last night and got wank jam everywhere"

"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."

"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"
by Kik455 April 8, 2022
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Razor wank

I just went to the er because I had a nice razor wank
by Gjfrhgfnvghhgggggjj November 22, 2018
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Wank Stain Of A Bastard

When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.
Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:
by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020
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Cheek wanking

When you pull the skin on your cheeks and let go so it make a weird nose
Person one: stop cheek wanking its weird
Person 2: *does it again*
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