Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Kick ass Sam

Sam is known to have the biggest weiner.
Everyone loves him sometimes but as you can tell sam is the man.

Remember that!!!

Kick ass Sam is back in town.
Sam the man

by DUSTIN I AM September 27, 2021

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021

kick Delaney day

On October 20th anyone by the name of Connor Stevenson can go up to anyone named Delaney and kick them without consequences.

OMG I totally forgot today is kick Delaney day!!! I better go find her.

by Ginger Snap 004 October 14, 2019

Prawn Kick

When you or someone drops something and kick it whilst trying to pick it back up

Did you see him prawn kick, it was such an ick.

by Jeopardy B April 6, 2024

kick the comet

A game invented by the Duggins and Moocow as youth.

To play, you dump gasoline on a tennis ball, light it on fire, and kick it around.

Kick the comet ended when the comet went into the sewer and caught leaves on fire.

by auraholly July 5, 2023

The Reverse Donkey Kick

You have the girl do a hand stand, then while you proceed to hump her wheelbarrow style, then you kick her in the back of the head with your heal.

Jim last night I did the reverse donkey kick and the girl wouldn't wake up.

by Kingaburch February 6, 2021