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Bench Neck

A homie who really needs some fucking sleep. Has an incredible skill to pick you apart almost instantly. Very trustworthy and not as funny as they think.
Amy: Bench Neck
Bench: Ay! Dat’s me!!
by Bench Neck November 22, 2021
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neck gaiter and mug

I don't know why ud gives these, but can we just have it's neck gaiter and mug?
by •cloudyzzz• August 25, 2021
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crotch neck

An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.
His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.
by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008
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Neck

A slap/pinch on the back of the neck. It's a thing that people do when you messed up or act stupid. It's a high school and middle school fad in central Missouri.
Person, Writing: 4+9= 16
Person two: 'that's a fat neck"
by lost in tokyo December 28, 2016
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Neck Nuttz

When she swallows ya dick whole (deepthroat) till your nuts sack is on her neck.
"Made her gobble this Turkey meat, gave her Neck Nuttz"
by Ble$$ed November 22, 2019
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Givin' Up Dat Neck

Although many believe this term is used explicitly for oral pleasures and to describe the term as such, it is actually an ancient term that goes back for centuries and even millenia at a time.
It's the year 1469. Snoop Drac and his gang of mecha death bats soar into the skies of ancient Egypt and tear down all of the Great Squares of Egypt to reveal Great Pyramids. His mission of creating a new national landmark that looked like fangs had succeeded! However, something was missing, something that he had been yearning for since the very beginning of his existance. He then realized that nobody, NOBODY, was givin' up dat neck.
Dat neck for Snoop Drac was like sex for your mom; he couldn't live without dat neck. He went to the nearest Egyptian and bit dat neck till he sucked his neck up like a bendy straw. He became so powerful that day that he had a new, ongoing mission that he could only wish to do in a single lifetime; get as many people as possible to give up dat neck.
To this day, Snoop Drac continues to get people to give up dat neck, and he does it on a daily basis.
Look out behind you! Snoop Drac and his mecha death bats might be behind you right now! The only question is... Are you givin' up dat neck or not?
by Goldrute000 May 3, 2016
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The No-Neck Monster

nickname from the Democratic Party for Dr. Sununu
The No-Neck Monster raised taxes like a liberal during the George H. W. Bush administration.
by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022
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