Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs

Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025

Mud smashing

Anal sex wherein there is fecal matter in the anal canal

Dude, last night I went in for anal and ended up mud smashing.

by Fuck1000 March 7, 2017

Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home

Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere

by anonymous April 20, 2023

Mississippi Mud Bath

While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.

I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night

by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022

Louisiana mud

The viscous secretion from an unclean greasy butthole.

I pulled out of chad and my dick was covered in his Louisiana mud.

by TheJuddy March 23, 2017

Mud Gripping

The act of shitting into your palms and pressing them together so that each hand is evenly coated, upon frosting thy palms you then proceed to aggressively masturbate to orgasm while breathing only through your nose.

Had to take scissor lift past a window at work last night and saw a Tranny in there cranking hog with shit covered mitts! I actually witnessed someone MUD GRIPPING in the wild!

by SkumKrank August 27, 2025