A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".
"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"
by StainyStench November 10, 2022
It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.
Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages
Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages
Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
by CaptainJefe March 03, 2010
The OK monster is a character from The Walking Peyton. He is a living OK hand, "👌" , from the 14 1/2 dimension. He accompanies The Walking Peyton on his adventures.
by Mark Grant January 28, 2021
by Gay bastard fart April 03, 2016
A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.
Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 16, 2016
by francois jacobs July 14, 2022
by memelordraymund October 30, 2017