Masterful Marvin

He’s the best person you’ll ever meet, he usually wears glasses and has the best sigma jawline.

“Hey did you see masterful Marvin?”
“Yeah he’s handsome and nice, I wish he saw me 😠

by anonymous August 20, 2023

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master roaster

When you let a dog or your dog eat you out

Damn i wanna master roaster rn

by Eatdatpusy445 May 4, 2018

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master saster

One who is a of master sassification

Ever since Jerome got divorced he has become cynical and has become quite the master saster.

by Squidilicious June 13, 2017

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.9.The Word "'Sephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 10, 2025

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When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"

And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.

They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.

He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.

OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...

Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.

Free diddy.

by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024

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The Blade Master

An unknown serial killer who killed 3 women in Scotland in 1972, with his famous weapon the katana.

Hey bro have you heard of The Blade Master?
No I haven't but I heard it isn't Stan.
So you're saying that Stan isn't the legendary Blade Master?
Yes he isn't and it's important for you to know this, so you won't be misinformed.
Ah thank bro.

by wokka22 April 7, 2021

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