Join Jerk January

also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.

Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.

by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021

16th january

if you were born on this day youre a gay shinnie who simps for danny

person 1: hey when were you born
person 2: 16th january
person 1: so youre a gay shinnie? thats weird..
person 3: they also simp for danny

by gayperson696969 November 4, 2021

January 20

the day that a super attractive dude was born. like, super attractive. they're probably also really good at hockey. oh and they're also aquarius but idk anything abt astrology so take it as you will

fred 1: yo, who is that absolute legend of a man?
fred 2: oh, that's Bartholomew
fred 1: he's quite ravishing AND great at stick 'n puck. was he by any chance born on..
fred 1 & 2: JANUARY 20

by iatenemo November 8, 2021

January 23rd

International art day

Hey girlie, it’s January 23rd, let’s do some art!

by MissArtist November 9, 2021

January 19

The most DSMP obsessed uwu bakas are born on this day! Go tell your obsessed DSMP friend

Person1: Omg! You look dsmp don’t you?!
Person2: yessss!!
Person1: Well it’s January 19!DSMP day!
Person2: OMG

by spencerreidd November 18, 2021

9th January

People born on this day are real assholes.

"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"

by cartman.is.gay March 14, 2022

January 8

National ZEDNED day! Go and stream ZEDNED all day as they are the best duo ever

Yasss ZEDNED can rail me on January 8 and any fucking day

by uterusnumberone March 14, 2022