January 1st

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!

Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done

by GlizzyGobler69420 December 3, 2020

January 22

Girls can’t say no for 24 hours so boys ask for anything

Girl 1:He asked me out what do I say

Girl 2:say no

Girl 1:I can’t it’s January 22nd

by Can’t say no January 22, 2022

January 3rd

national florence pugh day

what’s the date today? january 3rd, national florence pugh day

by yourmumssidepiece January 3, 2022

January 6th

Official Joobies day for carats!!

Aleesha: Its January 6th!!
Sar: OMG
CC: happy joobie day!!!

by @STANSEVENTEENLMAO January 6, 2022

Jizzy January

Often used to describe the event in January where you jizz (cum) everyday in January. Many people pass this event each year and it is widely celebrated.

“Holy shit, Jizzy January was so easy this year”

by grassifyedlawn February 18, 2024

January 5th

national sexy bitch day, only sexy horny motherfuckers are born on this day and they deserve lots of sex

:it’s january 5th
:your birthday?
:yes now fuck me

by lilmicrowavablepizza December 4, 2021

Friday 13th january

Confess everything to your friends day

“You suck”

“That’s not kind”

“It’s Friday 13th January I’m being honest”

by Hannah56random January 13, 2022